Monday, June 4, 2012

To Catch You's all up on all things Crooked and True

Hello all, It's been some time since I last posted about what I have been up to as of late. It is a very exciting time in my life. I seem to finally be getting somewhere haha.
 First and foremost I would like to take this opportunity to put the word out that my band Crooked Man is looking for a drummer. We are trying out a few in the next couple of weeks or so but for the most part we are still searching for that very special someone so to speak to join our Crooked lil family. If you are interested, please send me an email at crookeddman@gmail.com
 OK now that that is out of the way.. on to more exciting things. I recently designed a tee shirt for The Dillinger Escape Plan. I am extremely excited about this little bit of work that i did for those fellas. They have been great friends of mine over the years and that still to this day has not changed at all. They are one of the hardest working bands in the business and I wish them all the best!! So anyway if you are interested in checking that out and picking one up, please visit www.thedillingerescapeplan.org My favorite thing about this whole venture is that when the tee shirts have sold out, we will be auctioning off the original piece of work. One hundred percent of the proceeds will go to charity.
Here is an image of the "Parasitic Twins" hand drawn part of the design.. which will be auctioned off a little later this year. It feels good to do some good with art.
Meanwhile, I am finally, officially,  the proud owner of a legitimate business. I just recently opened a music building in Gowanus / South Park Slope called The South Sound. We offer monthly and yearly leases for rehearsal rooms and art spaces. We also have two really incredible recording studios on the premises, Translator Audio and Civil Defense. In those studios are some of the best Producers and Engineers on the East Coast and we are currently booking bands. I am very happy after all the hard work we have been doing, myself and my partners and an incredible group of friends and family that have been giving tons of their time and energy to make this happen. Somehow, sometime soon, we will find a way to thank everyone that has helped us with everything that had to get done. It was no easy task by any means. So if you are interested, please check out the site www.thesouthsound.com or visit us on facebook.
 Meanerwhile, I am working on a score for a short film called Stairway To Heaven by Director Blake Cortez. Blake and I have been discussing working together on many things and we finally had the opportunity to do so recently. The film does not have an official release date yet but there will be more news about it soon enough!!! OK folks thats about it for now, More news soon ;)

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

CROOKED MAN RELEASES COEXTINCTION XII ON CD

Coextinction recordings has been releasing BBC style recordings for a little over a year now. These impromptu sessions are recorded in one or two days and mixed and mastered in one. As was the Crooked Man Coextinction 12 session. With Andrew Schneider at the board, engineering, mixing and mastering, the session ran smooth and ended just a lil over three days total. Usually the sessions time limitations permit no more than two to three songs, Andrew Schneider and Crooked Man completed an ambitious four songs total.
 The music is doomy, melodic and at times aggressive and extremely energetic.

Quote from Pins and needles
"male/female vocals mesh perfectly and john lamacchia is a master on guitar." 


 Originally available at www.coextinction.com exclusively, along with all of the other coextinction sessions, session 12 is now available on a limited edition home made and hand crafted CD. Limited to a total of 200 pieces. With Art direction and execution by John LaMacchia, the cover is printed on a high gloss photo paper, hand cut with DIY style inserts and assembled into a poly CD sleeve. The CD itself is finished with a metallic gold spray paint, air dried and there you have it!!
To purchase, please click  --  HERE

and the back cover

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Julie Christmas performance in Brooklyn NY

Ladies and Gentleman!!! It is my great pleasure to announce, Julie Christmas will be performing one night in Brooklyn NY, Fedbruary 4th. at 8pm. at St.Vitus
With special opening performance by Steven Brodsky (Cave In)


Julie Christmas' current line up consists of

Julie Christmas (Battle Of Mice, Made Out Of Babies)Vocals
Andrew Schneider (Pigs) Bass Guitar and Loops
John LaMacchia (Candiria, Crooked Man) Electric Guitar
Fran Mark (From Autumn To Ashes) Drumset
Tom Teirney (Tidal Arms) Electric Guitar
and Mel Lederman (Thalia Zedek) Electric Piano and Keys

Tickets are available HERE for $10.00
St. Vitus is located at
1120 Manhattan Ave
(between Clay St & Box St)
Brooklyn, NY 11222

Friday, December 9, 2011

Crooked Man release in one week.. and more!!!

 John LaMcchia and co. are gearing up for the release date of their debut EP, Coextinction Recordings #12. Engineered, recorded and co produced in just three days by Andrew Schneider (Julie christmas, Unsane, Cave In) for Coextinction Records . Out on Thursday, December 15th., this dark, doomy and ambitious release is just a taste of what Crooked Man is made of. The band will be peforming the evening of the 15th at Sullivan Hall at 730pm sharp in support of the EP and in support of  Tim (No. 37) Martinez' anti hate crime and anti suicide support movement, Hate The Hate. This is the second installment of live peformances supporting Hate The Hate and this should be a great night and a great cause to be part of. So please come down to Sullivan Hall, once again, Thursday, December 15th at 7PM and experience Crooked Man in one of New York Cities best sounding venues. Proceeds from this event go to the IT GETS BETTER FOUNDATION and AMERICAN FOUNDATION OF SUICIDE PREVENTION.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Crooked Man and Coextinction

 It is officially official.. Crooked Man will be recording in the end of October with Andrew Schneider once again. This time, we will be recording for a Crooked Man / Coextinction release.
We are very happy to be added as one of the bands on the roster and we would like to thank Andrew, Dave and all at Coextinction for welcoming us. We will be recording four songs. Two instrumental and two vocal songs. This will also be our first official release so this is a very important recording session for us!!
 While we are sharing great news I'd like to take the time to introduce two new members to the band. Michael Shaw, our new and trusty bass player. 

And, our newest member Sabrina Ellie, singing harmonies, playing keys and rhythm guitar.


This is a very exciting time for Crooked Man! We are making great progress, meeting new friends and fans, making connections and building a great repertoire of songs and compositions to perform for you.
In the meantime, please add us on Facebook HERE and please spread the word about the band!!!
                                                                                                             Thanks, C. Man

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Pizza Pizza Pizza

  About a month ago I had an idea. I love Pizza and I wanted to do something fun and interesting and maybe even learn a little bit about my city along the way. So, I decided I was going to do a piece about one of my favorite things in the world to eat. PIZZA!!!! First off, let me just say this before I go any further. This blog post is based on some very simple and basic research. I am not a chef, so it is not to be taken too seriously and if you are a pizza lover or a food lover in general I hope you enjoy what I have put together here.
Now that we got that out of the way, lets talk about Pizza.
 It all started when I was sitting down at one of my favorite neighborhood pizzeria's, enjoying a Square slice, fresh out of the oven. I was thinking to myself  "If  I had to, I could eat at this pizzeria for the rest of my life." I then texted one of my x girlfriends a very simple but very difficult question to answer. "If you had to choose one New York City pizzeria to eat at for the rest of your life, which would it be?" As soon as she answered I knew I wanted to survey as many people as possible and find out who loves what pizza, where that place is and why haven't I had a slice there yet!! So that was the question I began asking everyone I ran into. "If you had to choose one New York City Pizza joint to eat at for the rest of your life, which would it be?"
 Some people didn't even let me finish the question before answering, some people asked me fifty questions about the question itself like "What type of pizza? Thin Crust, Round, Square?" Or; "Can I pick two?" Some people cursed me out because they became so frustrated with the idea of having to decide. Some people didn't really understand why I was asking. Some people couldn't answer right away and told me that they needed some time to think about it. Then days later I'd receive a text message or an email or a message on Facebook with an answer and a smiley emoticon or something to that effect. Some would answer quickly then later on would tell me they wanted to change their answer. Most people however, would get so passionate about how the pizza joint that they picked was by far the very best of the best and anyone who didn't agree was a complete idiot and didn't know their ass from their elbow when it came to pizza or good food in general!! I would start full on debates if I asked a group of people at the same time. Friends and relatives would raise their voices at each other and the argument would go on and on about the sauce at this place and the crust at that place, what atmosphere was the best or how long you had to wait for a pie if you went to a particular location. All these factors effect your final decision on what pizzeria you would choose. So it was all very important. What good fun it was and what an interesting month it's been gathering all this information.
 So now, I am left with putting all of this information to good use. I was a bit startled to learn what the most popular pizzeria was based on the survey and the people that were asked. I was also very surprised that some pizzerias or restaurants were not even mentioned or brought up even once. However I only covered so much ground and the question part of the survey could have went on much longer. It should also be mentioned that I live, work and play in Brooklyn. I never go to Queens, The Bronx or Staten Island. So if it seems that some boroughs are hardly mentioned it doesn't in any way mean that there are no good pizzerias or pizza serving restaurants in those boroughs.
 So lets get to it shall we!! Based on this survey, over 200 hundred people were asked.. The Four most popular pizzerias are ...

 The Fourth most popular pizzeria in New York is
Grimaldi’s Pizzeria, 19 Old Fulton St , Brooklyn , NY
Grimaldi's Pizzeria has been making some of the best thin crust pizza in the world for many years now.. that's right I said it... the world. This family friendly pizza joint keeps it simple and classic and will definitely satisfy the pizza lover that likes it traditional and tasty. There are actually three Grimaldi's pizzerias in New York City and a bunch of other locations all over the country. So they definitely get a lot of love. If your'e ever down by the Brooklyn Bridge, stop in for a pie.

The third most popular Pizzeria in New York City is
Totonno's Pizzeria Napolitano, 1524 Neptune Ave., Brooklyn, NY
 "A medieval crust, a sloppy splash of sauce, and the sweetest, freshest mozzarella make the pie at this famous pizza shack the best of its coal-oven kind by a wide margin" -Taken from NYmag.com. It's actually very accurate. Totonno's Pizzeria is by far one of the very best of it's kind.
This family run business has an "open until the dough runs out policy" and you better get there quick because they really go fast! This place happens to be my father Bosco's pick. He was one of the people I asked that didn't even let me finish the question before he answered "Totonno's, Coney Island!!" My father and I definitely need to make a trip over there soon. They keep weird hours though so make sure they are open before making the trip out to Coney Island.

The second most popular Pizzeria in New York City is
Di Fara Pizza, 1424 Avenue J, Brooklyn, NY

 Di Fara Pizza is legendary. Serving up a lovely thin crust pizza donned with only the freshest and finest ingredients. People line up outside the door of this pizzeria and wait as long as they have to to get a slice. Beware though, Di Fara pizza is not cheap and I must say I am not a fan of this pizzeria at all because of it. Di Fara charges a lofty $5.00 a slice and $25.00 for a pie. That is outrageous!!! For those of you who do not know, pizza is extremely cheap to make, even with very expensive ingredients. The prices here are way too high and the danger of charging such a high price is that all other pizzerias can and may follow suite. Raising prices if not to $5.00 a slice to $3.50 or $4.00.



  I personally feel that it is near criminal to serve such delicious food and then charge double the price for it. That's just a terrible thing to do to us pizza lovers and I will probably never step foot in Di Fara in fear that I may love it and then I'm stuck on it, paying $5.00 a slice.. DISGRAZIATA!!!

Finally .. the most popular pizzeria, based on this survey and based on the question; If you had to choose one pizzeria to eat at for the rest of your life, what would it be? is... 

L n B Spumoni Gardens, 2725 86th Street, Brooklyn, NY


L n B Spumoni Gardens is a Brooklyn staple!! This place is so famous and it was chosen so many times that I knew after the first week of the survey that it was going to be the winner. Out of the first one hundred people that took part in the survey, 20% chose LnB... Wow!!! I was personally shocked simply because LnB would not be even close to my top pick but I prefer something different than what LnB serves up.


 First off, LnB serves their oh, so famous and delicious, Sicilian slice with the cheese underneath the sauce which is as we all know, not the traditional way to serve pizza. This obviously has a major effect on the pizzas flavor, the consistency and what is also very important, the appearance.

 LnB Spumoni gardens is a stones throw away from my apt in Gravesend. You would think I would be there a few times a week but it's the type of pizzeria I like to eat at on special occasions. If you have never had a slice at LnB, you must make a trip down to Bensonhurst and experience the robust flavors and authentic vibe that this Brooklyn classic has to offer, it's a must! I must not forget to mention another noteworthy reason why this place is so special. They are also famous for serving the best Spumoni ice cream, well it's not really ice cream but it's not italian ice either.. Anyway... It is the very best of its kind. As a matter of fact, it's so good, other pizzerias carry Spumoni from Spumoni Gardens and even go so far as to tell you it's Spumoni from Spumoni Gardens. Now that's pretty awesome!! 

Well their you have it!! I hope you use this information wisely and make sure you check out these spots if they seem appetizing to you. I am definitely going to be making a trip to Totonno's as soon as I can. 
 I also wanted to mention a few other noteworthy pizzeria's that I think you would love as well!! My personal pick is a real great place that I have been eating at for well over a decade. Lil' Frankies on 1st avenue between 1st and 2nd streets in the East Village.This place serves amazing brick oven pizza with authentic and fresh ingredients. My personal favorite is the pizza polpetine pictured below. It just hits the spot every time. The service at Lil' Frankie's is warm and welcoming. The ambiance and mood of the place are perfect for me. Low light, dark and moody. The memorabilia hanging on the walls might as well be images and pictures of my family and my relatives that I used to see so often, growing up. I think that's the reason I love this place so much. I feel right at home every time I am there. So, next time you're in the East Village, stop by Lil' Frankies and try the pizza, it will surely satisfy. If you are still hungry, try the pizza burger, it's cooked parmagian style, served on a crusted Italian bread,  with an Arugula salad. MAGNIFICO!!
 Some other places I should mention are Artichoke on 14th St. in Union Square. They serve an Artichoke slice with a cream sauce that will knock your socks off. Italia Pizza on the corner of kings Highway and West 6 st. They serve excellent food, most noteworthy, the vodka sauce slice is the very best I've ever had. 
Another place I should mention is Lucali pizza in Carroll Gardens. The menu is short and sweet. Pizza and Calzone, that's it. The wait to sit is always a bit of a thorn in my side every time I go there but it's worth it. Delicious food made with lots of love.The atmosphere is just how I like it, low light in a cozy and warm home style environment. The service is quite nice too.
Lastly, I will mention Anna Maria in Williamsburg on Bedford avenue. Anna Maria does not serve the best pizza by any means but they serve a very large selection of different kinds of pizza, they are open late and the prices are very reasonable. I think that with the survey question in mind, If you had to choose one pizzeria to eat at for the rest of your life.. Anna Maria really hits the mark. They offer delicious pizza at a decent price with lot's of variety and that is extremely important when it's the only pizzeria you got!!
 Well that's it folks. I thank you for reading and if you took part in the survey I thank you once again. I love pizza and this was really fun to do. Maybe I will do another survey on pasta or maybe burgers. Any suggestions? I'd love to hear from you. Please follow this blog!!!
  I should also mention my band Crooked Man is playing at the Charleston on Bedford Ave. (literally across the street from Anna Maria) on September 16th. We go on around 1030pm or so. Please come out it's $6 and Strangely enough the Charleston serves one dollar personal pizzas with the purchase of a drink :) take that Di Fara!!!We are also playing the next weekend at Cha Chas on the boardwalk down in Coney Island,  September 24th. Its a free show with a bunch of cool bands. Maybe you can make a trip over to Totonno's or LnB Spumoni Gardnes, then swing on over to Cha Chas!!